SSFL

This stands for the Shnee-Shnarria Football League. It is a very exciting league to watch. The football is a small watermelon with laces made of cherry stems. There are sixteen teams: Currently the champions are the Sprinkler City Savages.
 * Shnee-Shnarr City Spearers
 * Eli City Emperors
 * Shnarr City Sharks
 * Shnee City Swordfish
 * Loop City Lions
 * Frontier City Falcons
 * Oasis City Orioles
 * Hook City Hawks
 * New Shnee City Nationals
 * New Shnarr City Night Owls
 * Cape City Cougars
 * Plain City Pirates
 * Sprinkler City Savages
 * Watermelon City Warriors
 * Peninsula City Pirhanas
 * Midget City Marlins