This stands for the Shnee-Shnarria Football League. It is a very exciting league to watch. The football is a small watermelon with laces made of cherry stems. There are sixteen teams:
- Shnee-Shnarr City Spearers
- Eli City Emperors
- Shnarr City Sharks
- Shnee City Swordfish
- Loop City Lions
- Frontier City Falcons
- Oasis City Orioles
- Hook City Hawks
- New Shnee City Nationals
- New Shnarr City Night Owls
- Cape City Cougars
- Plain City Pirates
- Sprinkler City Savages
- Watermelon City Warriors
- Peninsula City Pirhanas
- Midget City Marlins
Currently the champions are the Sprinkler City Savages.