This is the national anthem of Shnee-Shnarria. It goes like this:

"I'm proud to be a Shnee-Shnarrian,

where at least I know I'm short.

And I won't forget the watermelon torte

'Cause it tastes so good to me.

And I'll gladly stand up next to you

and do the Sprinkler still today.

'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this place,

Shnee-Shnarr bless Shnee-Shnarria!"

The last a sound is prounounced like the a in place. This is an awesome song.